We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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