i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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