Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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