We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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