I puked a lego.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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