It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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