...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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