Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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