...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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