He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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