and i looked up. we had an audience...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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