Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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