i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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