We're like a lot better than the average bears
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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