we have pet lesbian snakes
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
