OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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