theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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