how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Terrible idea I love it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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