no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
