God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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