You can't motorboat a personality
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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