I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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