Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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