The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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