The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Randomize
