it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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