thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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