Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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