Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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