why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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