Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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