He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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