Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It's rum buckets o'clock
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
