what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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