Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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