West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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