He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
