so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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