Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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