Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
