is this the sara with the beer cane?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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