Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
