I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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