I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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