so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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