I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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