My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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