Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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