At least make sure they are 18
Why
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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