Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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