Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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