on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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