I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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