Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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