am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Come on in and take your pants off
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